So I admit that I’ve kinda gotten into the whole Nigerian scam baiting thing. After hours of reading I made a fake profile. I only put two pictures up of a not very well-known model. Nothing provocative is showing, not bad positions.
So anyway, FLOCKS of gross men have been adding me. I started adding them back because I thought it’d be more realistic if I had more than just Tom as my friend. However, I am starting to regret my decision. I log on to see a new picture comment on the headshot (NOTHING SHOWING BELOW THE SHOULDERS).
WHAT THE FUCK? IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE CRUDE AT LEAST SPELL IT CORRECTLY. GODDAMN.
The guys says he’s 34 (but he’s clearly older) and he cant even spell “titties” ??
Then I just got this lovely message from a Mr. Everett.
Wow Nora, you really got it goin’ on. I like the way you look. Your clothing and the way you carry yourself. I’d like to meet you in person and discuss being your friend with benefits. Worst case scenario we part as friends after a few drinks and laughs. Don’t blow me off girl I really wanna hang out with you. Hope to hear from you soon.
AHAHA. The pictures I have only show ONE OUTFIT. We’re not even friends on myspace AND have *never* spoken before. But I’m going to meet up with you so we can fuck? Oh, but he said don’t blow him off. Well, but I MUST meet him now.
*rolls eyes* I didnt believe people actively used Myspace as a dating tool until now.
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